I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be looking for ATTENTION.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to HELL.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to HELL.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs DOWN YOUR THROAT.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a NERD.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a GOTH OR EMO.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no SOCIAL LIFE.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for ATTENTION.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for ATTENTION.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a HOMOSEXUAL.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a CRAZY POLITICAL ACTIVIST.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a POSER.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be PRUDE.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be FAT.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be UGLY.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be NAIVE.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a DRUG ADDICTED HIPPIE.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of THOSE WHO DON'T.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be ANTI-SOCIAL.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be OVER CONTROLLING.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be WEAK.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be EMO.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a PROBLEM WITH SEXUALITY and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING GOING WRONG ON THE PLANET: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a LOSER.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a TREE HUGGING HIPPY.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be LESBIAN.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a WIMP.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling PERFECTIONIST.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one MISTAKE.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having PROBLEMS.
I like FIRE so I must be an ARSONIST.
I TRY so I MUST be an OVER-ACHEIVER.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "POP STAR".
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be CRAZY.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm ALL THAT".
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited SHOW-OFF.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a SHOW-OFF.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have NO FRIENDS.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have NO LIFE.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be FAKE.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be POOR.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'M NOT A SOUPCAN, SO YOU CAN'T LABEL ME!